mothfishing:

campyvillain:

hey remember, this stuff is copyrighted, so if anyone is sharing, idk, a google drive full of all their sleep stuff, definitely DON’T click on any links like that. hypothetically

slbtumblng:

carnival-phantasm:

Every apex predator, looking at a capybara chilling: “…nah, I can’t eat this dude, that would be fucked up”

tenacious-brii:

topshelfbottom:

thatonenerdgirl:

just-shower-thoughts:

Let’s all take a moment and thank biology that our internal organs don’t itch.

Fun fact: digestion is actually really painful but your brain just tells you it’s fine the same way it tells you not to bite off your fingure even though you can

that’s… frustrating

Hey quick question why the FUCK doesn’t it do that for menstrual cramps

willinq:

so you nearly died in that taxi?

ryan lochte:

illegalaustralien:

toast is just dough cooked twice